So, about me.  Since this site is about me.  The duck.  Accept it.  Just because your little furry cat, Fluffy, doesn't have her own web site isn't my fault.  Perhaps if you were more concerned with her self-esteem and such things, she'd get a web site.  You could try fluffy.com or mypussycat.com.  I'm sure they're taken (and probably adult sites, the way things are going), but is that my fault?  Exactly. I'm here, I'm fowl, I'm in your ear eyes.  Comments?  Email me, express yourself, and I can ignore you directly.

	After EIGHT years, I'm just a few breaths away from finishing my U.S. Tour, with the sixth and last leg of the journey in Hawaii -- the Pacific Paradise Tour (12 days, two islands, lots of stuff to see, I'm told!)
	Far off the mark this year -- my Oscar picks for the 82nd Annual Academy Awards.
	It's cooler than a guest book. It's more colorful than a AAA map. It's a Guest Map. Sign if, it you want. Or just look at other people who did and bask in their coolness.

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