It's sort of one of those "kids say the darnest things" lists. I managed to get my wings on the stack of anonymous questions that a seventh-grade class submitted as they were taking the family life (or whatever they call sex education class this week), and they put a smile on my beak. So I thought I'd share.

And yes, these are actual questions, misspellings included. If you're easily bothered by open questions about sex and such matters, you're probably best served by not reading further... you've been warned.

• What triggers a girl or guys mind to like there own sex?
• Can you get pregnet again if you were already like 3 months?
• What happens if you have sex and then you think of the Spice Girls?
• Can you transmit a std from sex toys?
• Could you get a disease or infection from a blow job / your penis sucked?
• Is it true that Mountain Dew shrinks your penis or it kills sperm cells?
• If a monther had a desies [disease] from sti that had symtoms that would show them they had one and it got transfered to the baby would the symtoms show imediately after birth?
• What procedure do people go through to get a sex change?
• Why are boys stronger than girls?
• Why do people love having sex?
• What if you have already had sex at this age, cuz remember how you had said it will hella hurry 2 us and not them
• Does it hurt more whe teens have a baby than when adults have a baby?
• Can you kiss and not go to far?
• What would be the difference if a guy gave it to a guy or would it be like have sex the normal way?
• Are babies capable of being preagnant? Because aren't there 400 million eggs when you are born?
• Well y do guy just get the craving to jackoff?
• When I try 2 talk 2 mai dad in the car he says I can have a boyfriend but when he is around my mom he says no. How can I get both of them to say yes?
• If a woman is on her period could she have sex?
• If a girl thinks another girl is pretty or has a nice figure does that mean there a lesbian? But they still like alot of the opposite sex.
• What happens to you when do want to have sex, then you don't?
• Do all women get meapos and what is it?
• What would happen if I had a sexual contact at a young age?
• 1. What is cum? 2. Do girls vagina smell like fish?
• Does it really matter if your curcimciesd or not?
• 1. Is there less of a chance 2 get pregnet 1st time? 2. When girls bleed the 1st time they have sex is it a lot or a little?
• Why do girls always want to know how it feels like
• Why are gay people gay
• Will not being a virgin change your life??? When you get married is it a big deal??
• Who made God (Did he come out of Sex!?)
• If a girl givers head and she swallowed or ate the com what would happen?
• What triggers your mind when your in a room with a girl if she ask you to have sex.
• Where do monkeys do it
• How long does puebert last?
• Where would the sperm go if a guy got it int he butt? What would happen?
• Can your husband rape you?
• Please answer: If you have not started your period and a guy come in contact, during sexu, with your personal spot. Can you get pregnat?
• Does blood go out from the girl's vagina when having sex?
• If a couple is not married and they have a baby and they separate does the person without the baby have to pay child support.
• Why do young people like or want to have sex? (at least 12 through 16 years old)
• Why would you wanna have sex anyways? couldnt they wait?
• Can you get pregnant even thought you havent started your period?
• Why do people say that People with dark skin have bigger dicks
• Do you have to have more than one sperm in the egg to have twins, etc?
• What does it mean when your balls drop. what age
• Why does sperm grow in boys after They are born?
• I probably shouldn't watch pord every night any more?
• Is there a difference between oral sex and sex
• How do you know if the person with is the rite person for you?
• The 2nd hole in the back, I know that there s a hole there but can you stick something in there if you have started your period
• If prgent do the baby die if you have sexual diease
• If teenagers know the risk of sex why do they pressure each other to do it?
• How much does a sex change cost
• Are there more kids than parents having sex?
• Why is it such a big deal how long a guy's penis is? How long is the average penis?
• Can you get pregnant while your on your period? What happens if you have sex while on your period.
• Why does it hurt girls when having sex at a young age?
• What happens if you have sex too much?
• What if you know 100% that this person has never kissed anyone... would it be okay to?
• Can you die if you have sex at the age of 10-11? If you get raped can you have baby's?
• How do you know if you do have any diesses. 1. 4 like kissing when you and kim swallow each other's saliva. 2. or 4 having sex even thow you use a condom
• If we dont feel ready and our girlfriend does how do we turn her down?
• How do you know if you are circomsized. Wats the point of being circumsized?!
• What is sex? how do you have sex? How do you do doggystyle? Is having sex fun?
• Does the penius hurt when out of the vagina during sexual inter course
• How do we know when we are ready to have sex. Even if my mody was physically ready I wouldn't know.
• When having a sexual intercourse can the condom break open and fertilize an egg?
• Y do gurls always have cramps b4 their periods?
• Well does it mean when you said that some stuff comes out of a girls breast or is it just that they are developing? or what is it.
• Are babies capable of getting aids if you have them when your pregnat
• Sometimes do you not get hiar in some places
• What are some ways to say no to sex?
• If a girl hasn't started her period can she get pregnet?
• Why does, when you have sex it always feels good to the guy?
• What does a birth mark mean or is It just a mark; how do you get it.
• Can you get pregnant from ainul sex?
• Is it okay that my boyfriend and I have kissed
• What is masterbation?
• How would we be able to turn those urges down?
• Why is it wrong 2 make-out
• When you have sex do you have to go to the bathroom
• If you odn't have your period for 1 month and then get it late the next month could you be pregnant?
• Why does periods make you blow up.
• How often should we do sex with our wife
• Is it Normal to have blond pubic hair?
• What does it mean when a girl is loose?
• Can someone you had sex with for the first time and both were virgins cant they have a STD or STi?
• If you use 2 condoms (if possible) can you still get pregnant?
• If a 14 year was to have a baby now would her labor be very hard.
• How come guys wanna have sex more than girls?
• If a guy has an egg in him will he get pregnant??
• Why do people keep sex toys?
• Why do they have this discusion what if this made teens want to hav sex more.
• 1. If a guy's having sex and he takes it out and coms outside will she get pregnet? 2. If you cover the hole on the condom can she get pregnet??