I had to look into this whole Halloween thing... I don't quite get why we carve up an orange squash-like item and set it on fire. Or why we teach our kids not to take candy from strangers, yet, one day a year, it's okay to do just that -- while running across the street, in the dark, wearing a variety of (occasionally) dark clothing. But I just ran with the idea. Except across the street. But who are we kidding; I made Tubby pull me around in a wagon that complimented my outfit. (I selected my costume in tribute of King Tutankhamun -- Tut, to most -- of the 18th Dynasty of Egypt, circa 1345-1327 B.C. king between 1336-1327 B.C.)

Step 1: Find pumpkin, and get a knife; remove the skull cap.	Step 2: Scrape out the pumpkin guts. Use a spoon for this.	Step 3: Again with the knife, cut out a face and stuff.
Step 4: Place on porch, put a burning candle inside. Voila!	Once done, it was time to dress up as a mummy -- King Dut.	My fav house while moving about -- it looked like it was on fire.
My trick-or-tread-mobile... my pyramid lights up and everything!	Look at this haul! (Okay, I did get some candy from the kids' bags.).