Sooner or later, it was bound to happen. A job. Gainful employment. Something to get me off my well-padded butt and into the job market.

My cover letter...	My resume...	... and their "short" response...
So, my duck buddies (actual any sympathy) joined me in a protect in the manager's office		And yes, to read 'em, you need Adobe Acrobat.  Don't have it?  Click above to get it -- free!