For a small town when you look at it on paper (on, say, a map), this place sprawled all over the place. We wandered for the better part of an hour before we had to pick up and move on.

Nice sign, El Cajon! You rock!	Cash & Carry Furniture? I don't mean to be dense, but isn't that an awfully heavy option?	The Gas... Sop? Or, Shop? Slop? Stop? Oh, the possibilities just boggle the mind.
What's a typewriter? And this Smith Corona...? I wonder if this is some sort of museum...?	When in doubt, decorate with a palm tree after you build your mini-strip mall.