Oh, go ahead and look shocked, but let's face it -- if you're reading this, you were looking for purr'n. And probably kitty purr'n, at that. You sicko. You should be ashamed. What would Father O'Leary say now about you and your twisted fetish with looking at young kittens in their various states of relaxing and sunning themselves? This will cost you at least three Hail Marys. And maybe a Snickers bar, too.

She works hard for the money, so you better treat her right.		Oh yeah, baby! All that and a blue harness, too -- naughty!
I'm too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my fur, too sexy by far...	Oooh, now we can both watch X-Files...	This is all you get unless you buy me dinner first, big boy.