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Not normally one to gossip, I was a bit disturbed at the accuracy of these. I'm a Pisces, by the way -- wow, it's like they knew me my whole life!

Aquarius
(Jan. 23 - Feb. 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you're a damn jerk.
Pisces
(Feb. 23 - Mar. 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dick heads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries
(Mar. 23 - Apr. 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dip-shit.
Taurus
(Apr. 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a damned communist.
Gemini
(May 23 - Jun. 23)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
Cancer
(Jun. 22 - Jul. 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo
(Jul. 23 - Aug. 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think of you as an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving assholes and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo
(Aug. 23 - Sep. 22)
You are the logical type that hates disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra
(Sep. 23 - Oct. 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Changes for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio
(Oct. 23 - Nov. 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius
(Nov. 23 - Dec. 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Capricorn
(Dec. 23 - Jan. 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken-shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
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