So, about me.  Since this site is about me.  The duck.  Accept it.  Just because your little furry cat, Fluffy, doesn't have her own web site isn't my fault.  Perhaps if you were more concerned with her self-esteem and such things, she'd get a web site.  You could try fluffy.com or mypussycat.com.  I'm sure they're taken (and probably adult sites, the way things are going), but is that my fault?  Exactly. I'm here, I'm fowl, I'm in your ear eyes.  Comments?  Email me, express yourself, and I can ignore you directly.

	It's that time again: Oscar picks for the 82nd Annual Academy Awards. (And a kick in the beak that I've missed far too many last year, d'oh!)
	A quick flight off to the 31st annual Gilroy Garlic Festival gave me a bit of fodder to post (at long last!).
	It's cooler than a guest book. It's more colorful than a AAA map. It's a Guest Map. Sign if, it you want. Or just look at other people who did and bask in their coolness.

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