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| 3:50am |
The first alarm went off. |
| 4:00am |
Whilst I thought one was enough, two is definitely enough; the second
came in the form of a wake-up call. |
| 4:03am |
There came a wrapping, a tapping, a tapping on our chamber door.
The chap picking up luggage was there to grab our bags. |
| 4:05am |
Tubby and I actually got out of bed. (Yes, our primitive people
let the girl answer the door in the dead of night.) |
| 4:26am |
We checked out of the resort, after concluding our sundry tasks
within the room. The bill came to 35c less than what Tubby had calculated
in his brain. (Don't encourage him; he already thinks he's the Rain
Man.) |
| 4:31am |
The shuttle, exclusively for us, departed for the international
terminal. (Despite us connecting to Sydney first, well... we've learned
it's a long story, but the short version is the plane is amidst a
Japan-Sydney flight, so we're international by definition.) |
| 4:37am |
Our luggage and our beings are set down at the terminal, and we
make our way to check-in. |
| 4:40am |
Check-in completed with a rather pleasant sheila named Jo, which
is even more pleasant considering we're hours before the hour is a
civilized one. |
| 5:02am |
After clearing security screening (Rachel was yet again selected
for a random screening for explosive residue), we arrived at Gate
4... it's a short walk, considering the entire "international
airport" only has six gates. |
| 5:03am |
The waiting begins. The flight isn't until 7am, with a 6:30am boarding.
Heck, our plane's hasn't even arrived
to the gate thus far. |
| 5:44am |
The moment is drawing near, I figure, since the plane is now at
the gate. |
| 6:02am |
Tubby and I pass the time by first calculating the amount spent
on stuff we'll need to declare (we independently totaled out to AU$906,
or about US$635), and then what time we should sleep to get back into
a Pacific Time zone schedule (the answer we came up with was at 4pm-midnight
Australian Eastern Time, which works out to Wednesday 11pm-7am Thursday
morning Pacific Time). |
| 6:32am |
The boarding call was made, and we loaded up quickly, although we
did have a number of transfer folks from other places connecting into
this flight. |
| 6:59am |
We pushed away from the terminal and began to meander toward the
runways. |
| 7:12am |
Flight 60 is now off and running for Sydney. Just to taunt us, they
showed that Twisted movie, which I tended to ignore, as I
saw it a while ago in theatres. |
| 9:58am |
Our 767 touched down, and not a moment too soon... the movie apparently
ended about 20 minutes ago and the natives were getting restless. |
| 10:04am |
A quick hop from gate to gate, passing through security once more,
and we were now waiting about at Gate 8 for the 11am flight to Los
Angeles. In theory, boarding would begin at 10:30am. After all, our
plane, Longreach, was already
here. (And whilst I can't prove it, we've flown at least once
before on this same plane; Qantas names the planes in their fleet
by cities in Australia, or so I believe I read somewhere.) |
| 10:39am |
Well, we're now boarding first class, and families with children
-- which they knew numbered nine on this flight. The rest of us stood
around, wondering about the promise of boarding in just five minutes
was over 10 minutes ago. |
| 11:06am |
The doors were shut, and be departed the terminal toward the tarmac,
with just one plane in front of us waiting to also depart. |
| 11:17am |
And, we're off. We're told the minor delay was due to increasing
security procedures, but I secretly suspect is had just as much to
do with starting the boarding process 10 minutes late as well. |
| 11:20am |
I decided to get comfy; we've got just over 12 1/2 hours left before
Los Angeles. And fortunate for me, Tubby and Rachel are wedged into
48H and 48J (with some blonde named Heidi from Australia in 48K),
so I ended up with three additional seats next to me in seat
48G to relax and stretch my wings. |
| 12:02pm |
Beverage service begins; two of us had Diet Coke, Tubby went with
the hard stuff -- regular Coke. I'm annoyed to find the Australian
film I wanted to see on Channel 6a, had sound that continually cut-out.
Trying other seats and headsets, it seems to be the channel itself,
drat. |
| 12:41pm |
A bit of turbulence had everyone seated back down again, and Rachel
opted to steal my seat, and force me down into 48F so she could have
the aisle. |
| 12:54pm |
I switching from primary entertainment (the laptop) to a secondary
source (a Dan Brown book). |
| 2:32pm |
Looking directly in front of me in row 47 E and F are two children,
ages 4 and 2. Through a prolonged series of name guessing games with
Rachel, the coy 4-year-old told her the first three letters of her
name; Tubby came up with "Dana," which was the right answer.
We didn't get the little boy's name, but he also wasn't making ga-ga
eyes at me like Dana. |
| 4:08pm / 11:08pm (PDT) |
Nap-time. As we sorted out at 6am today, this would be the designated
napping hour. Whilst the brain still considers it 4pm Australian Eastern
time, it's only 11pm Wednesday at our final destination's time zone.
To wake up in synch with that time zone, zzz... |
| 4:47am (PDT) |
Relative success. Sort of overlooking the time it was before, we're
doing well. Our arrival into Los Angeles is about 2 1/2 hours out. |
| 5:02am |
much to my delight, the movie we couldn't hear earlier (poor audio)
sounds fine if we switch from English to Channel 6b ("secondary
language option")... which happens to be English, because apparently
no one translated it into anything else. |
| 6:22am |
Breakfast service begins. By redefining the continental breakfast,
we find we're given trays of cereal, a muffin, milk, and orange juice.
Not bad, really. |
| 6:39am |
The film is over. Not exceptional, but I've seen worse. (It was
an Aussie film, One Perfect Day.) |
| 7:01am |
During a check of the cabin, Rebecca stopped to ask what a bit about
me. Clearly a wise and intelligent woman, she, too, had a travel companion,
a 24-year-old teddy bear named Teddy Roosevelt. Despite her accent
(Australian would be my bet), the choice of names after the "Walk
tall and carry a big stick" U.S. president was first rate. She
was also keen on joining me and Teddy in a photo. |
| 7:14am |
After the usual seats-up, tray tables-up, seat belts-fastened routine,
our flight 107 touched down at Los Angeles airport. |
| 7:26am |
The pilot explained our plane (a 747-400) was too big to taxi into
the terminal, so we'd be shutting down engines and taxiing to the
gate. I don't recall having to do that the last time we were aboard
a 747-400, but I'm also not a professional airline pilot, so I said
nothing. |
| 7:39am |
After alighting from the plane, we headed in to clear Immigration,
picked up our bags, pushed them through Customs, dropped them off
again for the last flight, and queued up for security screening. |
| 8:11am |
Third time's a charm, and we cleared security for the third time
since our trip began, no incidents to report. |
| 8:18am |
At long last, we're seated in reasonable comfort at Gate 48a in
LAX Terminal 4, waiting for our American Airlines flight back to the
nest. |
| 9:20am |
So, we're sitting here in Los Angeles World Airport ("World"
per their signs). Despite having sat in airports for hours and hours
across the last month, it's apparently an American thing to be sitting
in the airport and on the phone. The gate area is reasonably crowded,
but glancing around, there are at least a dozen people on mobile phones,
three attached to headsets. (And most of the guys are wearing the
standard button-down shirts and either khaki pants or business suit
blue.) Whilst phones are at least as popular in New Zealand and Australia,
and text messaging is huge, but I didn't see nearly as many people
using their phones so overtly. Just an observation. |
| 10:38am |
Boarding for our flight began, but with seats in row 12, we're amongst
the last to be boarded, since they tend to board back to front (which
makes sense if you think about it). |
| 10:54am |
With a quick departure, we were off and running toward the last
airport of this trip. Yea! |
| 11:59am |
We touched down, and began the taxiing thing into the terminal. |
| 12:04pm |
It never fails to impress me how quickly people can move when properly
motivated. Sadly, the luggage arriving to the Baggage Pickup area
wasn't as prompt. |
| 12:26pm |
An announcement told us there was a problem opening the luggage
door, and there may be a delay of an additional 10 minutes or so before
the bags began appearing. |
| 12:33pm |
Less than 10 minutes, but no one complained. When the conveyor belt
stopped for a moment, though, one one was heard muttering, "oh,
God." Right |
| 12:45pm |
The airport tram connected us from the terminal to the trains, and
we hopped aboard. |
| 1:40pm |
With only one transfer of trains back, I could almost smell my pillow
growing near. |
| 2:37pm |
A final leap through turnstiles, and we're back at Ground Zero,
where the trip all began 28 days ago. And that's that. |
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Since no one would really want to look at a 28-day
summary of stats day-by-day, here are some of the highlights from
the Kiwis and Koalas 2004 trip...
- Transportation: We found ourselves...
On
a total of 12 flights for a total of 24,393 miles (39,378
kilometers). And yes, we all signed up for membership in the
Qantas Frequent Flyer deal things... even if we're not eligible
for the $5,000/year in free tickets for life contest.
In rental cars on two occasions (Auckland to Wellington, 633
miles/1,022 km) and in Tasmania (181 miles/292 km), enjoying
driving on the "wrong" side of the road, and for
the first time, not having people flip us the bird for doing
so.
In long-distance trains three times, covering 1,296 miles
(2,092 km), from Adelaide to Melbourne, Melbourne to Sydney,
and Sydney to Brisbane.
Seated in shuttles too often, and of those times, not always
necessary (Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney, and Brisbane; Darwin
and Perth airports were both sufficient remote to actually
seem to need the shuttle).
One
ferry ride to and from Manly
(Sydney Harbour), and a wander around Adelaide's harbour in
a little boat navigated by Win.
We also had the 76 nautical miles round-trip between Port
Douglas and the outer Great
Barrier Reef.
- Photo and stuff...
- I took a total of 2,627 photos; of those, 670 made it onto
the site.
- My ancient but trusty Olympus D-460 Zoom sucked the life
out of 48 "AA" batteries... not bad, all things
considering.
- 7 new FrankPals joined the ranks of this elite group
- Gifts, treasures, and crap we brought home...
- One stuffed wombat, quite cute. Tubby likes wombats, it
seems.
- Only four t-shirts, which was something of an impressive
feat.
- Four opals in various settings (some by request, some not).
- Four hats (again, some by request, others not).
- Two complete sets of plastic cutlery from Qantas, and several
long-handled mini-spoons (don't ask, it's not my thing).
- Sundry food items, including Nerdalicious candies, packs
of 1.6 meters of bubble gum, a box of No Problem-Os, and some
mint chocolate Kit-Kat bars (one for Julia who so kindly took
me to Burning
Man 2001; the rest are for me).
- And more maps, brochures and pamphlets I will ever know
what to do with... but after carrying them forever and a day,
I just can't bear to throw them out. (Yet.)
- And of course, memories that should last a lifetime, and others
of traveling with Tubby that only intensive psychotherapy will
erase... hopefully.
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Trip
Summary - Kiwis & Koalas 2004 |
And finally, I try to capture the last 28 days of
my life into a few key points. No small task, really.
- Australia / New Zealand 3.0
- I managed to goof up and complete miss Canberra, the national
capital of Australia. (So, we really only visited the six
states and one of the two territories, inadvertently overlooking
ACT.) Next time, for sure.
- I realized, a bit too late, that the Northern Territory
jaunt into Darwin wasn't enough to get us into the outback
that we all expect Australia to look like. That's also on
the "next time" trip now as well. (Plus, I had a
strange desire to drive the Stewart Highway, which runs pretty
much from Darwin down to roughly Adelaide, right through Alice
Springs and the heart of the country.)
- Queensland and Cairns just wasn't long enough, and I think
I want to get into the water at the Great Barrier Reef...
assuming Tubby finally gets my dive bubble constructed. (And
the rain forest near Port Douglas is reportedly counted as
another of the Seven Wonders of the World, which I've now
decided I need to see.)
- The comments I heard were we missed a tiny island but big
scenery by not visiting the south island of New Zealand.
- And what the heck, Antarctica is nearby, so I think we could
turn those three into a new trip.
- But not to be hasty to set this trip aside...
- Warkworth, New Zealand probably ranks amongst the favourite
of cities. It was small, yet seemed well-designed and the
place had a comfortable feel to it. The weather was also reasonably
agreeable in that it didn't really rain on me until we were
leaving.
- The Great Barrier Reef was spectacular, at least of what
I got to see from the boat. That's definitely something not
to be missed.
- Australia's huge. Don't underestimate that reality -- the
country is roughly the same size as the continental United
States. You won't be able to see it all in a week. Or even
a month. (I ought to have spent more time in Perth/Western
Australia and Adelaide/South Australia, but with only three
weeks to work with, something had to give, regrettably.)
- If you can manage it, fly between all cities that are more
than a few hours apart, lest you lose entire days getting
around. (And if you are determined to train, spend the extra
and get a sleeper car. You'll save on the cost of the hotel
for the night, and won't be cramped up in a seat for hours
on end.)
- Tubby truly is a pain to travel with; I'm going to be holding
a drawing to get rid of him, free, or best offer. (Contact
me for care or feeding instructions.) Rachel wasn't quite
so challenging, plus, she eats like a normal person.
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